May 2010
3 posts
“Writing, for me, is a way of ‘talking’ the way I wish I could talk.”
– Joe Brainard (via austinkleon)
He does.
He makes my heart pound like it’s going to burst from my chest. He makes me smile from ear to ear. He puts butterflies in my tummy. He makes me feel like I’m the only person in the world that matters. He holds me close and tells me all the right things.
But when he goes, he brings that lump to my throat when I’m not sure if I’m devastated that he’s going, so happy...
Brownie Points...
cheaperthanacupofjoe:
You invite her to your good friends birthday party: 1 brownie pt
You stay by her side because she doesn’t know anybody: 5 brownie pts
You leave her to go talk to a friend: -5 brownie pts
A friend named Megan: -10 brownie pts
Megan has big boobs: -20 brownie pts
So true!!
April 2010
8 posts
NICK CLEGG.
Edinburgh was amazing at the weekend. Why can’t every day be as nice as those days?? Why do people I don’t give two shits about make me feel so stressed?? I long for the day i am free to do as i please, with my own place, away from everything and everyone that turn me into the awful person I seem to be a lot of the time. I want to be kind, sweet, fun and happy, I want the drive to make...
A Home Library’s Educational Edge →
austinkleon:
After examining statistics from 27 nations, a group of researchers found the presence of book-lined shelves in the home — and the intellectual environment those volumes reflect — gives children an enormous advantage in school.
“Home library size has a very substantial effect on educational attainment, even adjusting for parents’ education, father’s occupational status and other...
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Straw that broke the camels back
I’m not impressed in the least with my landlord. He comes round unannounced, the place is a dump and we feel awkward. That’s nothing. Today i was sat in my room, I’m on the top floor in the loft. We weren’t expecting any visitors; I had just previously been prancing about in a pair of knickers. But suddenly my door swings open, and hits me as i sit at my computer behind the...
Whenever your world starts crashing down
Lost til you’re found, swim til you drown
Know that we all fall down
Love til you hate, strong til you break
Know that we all fall down
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Please Take Me Home
Be strong when things fall apart.
Honest, this breaks my heart.
He only wants me.
Even though there are millions of better people out there.
What are the odds.
I love him x
March 2010
24 posts
“IM GOING ON BA****D WELL HOLIDAY TOMORROW!”
– ME! (via nikiking)
Me TOOOOOOOOO :)
Dear Coke Talk: On how to beat an xbox. →
How does a girl compete with the XBox 360?
My boyfriend ignores me all the time. We get home from work and he immediately heads for the couch and stays on it long after I go to bed.
We had a daughter about 2 years ago, so in the beginning my libido was none existent, but that’s changed….
Haa this is happening in my marital abode.
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Panic.
Unsure of modules for 3rd year. I don’t want to gamble my marks on having to do presentations that count for 20% of modules, but at the same time, i want to do modules i enjoy.
So the question is, should i do the module because i enjoy it, and bumble through more presentations, and get stressed, turn the colour of a constipated tomato, shake and wave my arms around like a fool when i...
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That's what you get
for trying to be ahead of the game. Lose all the work you’ve spent 3 nights working on. Lose it the day you go home for the weekend to spend time with your family. So now i have to work on my proforma AGAIN instead of spending time with my family. This is just something else to add to my list of shit things that have happened lately.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
It’s gone.
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I'm such a retard
Tried deleting an old draft of work from my memory stick, and instead deleted the proper copy. Irretrieveable. Good job i’m only at uni, and the proper copy is also on my home computer. Just means this hour break has gone to waste. Bleughhhh.
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I would kill for a fucking pizza.
I can't stop weeing. What's going on with my...
One of the biggest forms of flattery is knowing...
(via lilmissabie)
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First for 2010
Walked up to university today WITH NO COAT ON!!!!
This weather has been a long time coming.
This is sad but sweet →
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Foil
I don’t think my boyfriend understands how serious i am sometimes. He always just laughs as though he’s saying “you gotta be kidding me”.
Yes, i want to call your new Oranda ‘Foil’.
Yes, i am sure.
What’s wrong with calling a silver goldfish Foil anyways? I think it’s original….
cheaperthanacupofjoe:
WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY:
Go ahead
Translation: I dare you (don’t do it).
Oh really?
Translation: Are you really that stupid?
Fine
Translation: I’m pissed.
Nothing
Translation: Everything. An argument that starts with “Nothing,” usually ends with “Fine.”
Bad Parents...
cheaperthanacupofjoe:
Oh my God, the fan just fell on the baby!! Honey, go get the camera!
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Misc.
I’m really enjoying the project I’m designing at the moment. I like assignments which have a clear aim. I like to know where I’m at, because I have this problem where i just talk shit, all of the time, and i would start off writing about the effect of anthropogenic pressures upon Semibalanus balanoides, and by the end of the report i would be writing about the frequency of the...
“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent...”
– Charles Darwin (via loveyourselfirst)
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Hate something, change something, make something...
The last week has been different. Everything that ‘normally’ happens, just hasn’t. Do i have to change because other people have? Have things changed, or is it just what we do that has changed? Am i just too caught up in a routine? Too comfortable? Am i too attached, involved? Too clingy and crowding?
What do i need to do? I don’t want to just leave you alone.
http://poopsenders.com/ →
cheaperthanacupofjoe:
Sending your enemies a healthy helping of some of the nastiest fresh poop packages ever!
Haaaaaa
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Head
aches. I have one now and it is not very nice. I am going for a power nap.
That's life
A few ups and downs, but was amazing to be with him again. I’m craving our holiday together now. I miss him so much. Niki is my life.
February 2010
9 posts
Lady Gaga's rough draft lyrics for "Bad Romance"
sharingtime:
Roh
Ree
Rima
Aww
I would like to spend time with you holding hands at a Starbucks
It sure is fun to be in love
I can’t wait to have consensual sex with you once we are married
Let’s take some quizzes on eHarmony together to determine if we are compatible
I’m free to do whatever a man tells me to do
Je suis americain
I want the pleasure of your company
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I've never had to shave a bed sheet before
until today. First time for everything, i suppose!!!
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Epic Fail
on the Aquatic Zoology front.
42% overall.
38% on specimen collection - FAIL!
29.5% on dissection practical and exam paper - FAIL!
71% on co-authored paper. Would of been 100% if my enormously thick contribution hadn’t been included - MODERATE FAIL!
Poundsss
I need some, quick. Paper or metal kind, not the chubby kind…
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Please
get me a mac?
Fanks x
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I love Karma
it is a wonderful force.
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Today.
I LOVED my Oceanography lecture!! I think I’m really going to enjoy this module!
And roll on my New Scientist subscription!!!!!
iloveyouphone
January 2010
37 posts
No matter what's said or done,
it will never be a question of loving him or not.
I will always love him. Always.
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Just because i thought a squid had a scrotum...
… it was a simple case of ambiguity in the exam question!
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I have an exam to revise for, but the fact that the exam has an element of surprise, e.g. could be about anything we have ever been told in the last 4 months, takes the structure away from any sort of revision. I can’t wait for semester to start up again next week, I am bored out of my mind! Bring on the 3 hour Oceanography lecture on the 2nd February!!! :D
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Faux pas?
Am i going on holiday to a nudist colony?
